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Last Updated: 22.06.2025 00:08
No way
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
Still no good
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
Minds and Behinds
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Everyone loved it.
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
Thumbs down again.
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So, the docs changed it to read
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
Is it harder to become a professor nowadays? If yes, why?
They put up a sign reading
share office space ...
Just Forget it!
Was Michael Jackson really an innocent person?
Hysterias & Posteriors
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
What ended your relationship with your best friend?
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
Nuts and Butts
Catatonics & High Colonics
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Unacceptable again!
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Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
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Freaks and Cheeks
No go.
Still no good.
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Another attempt resulted in ...
No, not a chance
Then came..
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Analysis & Anal Cysts
Loons and Moons
So they tried
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Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
Next, they tried...
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